Past Features 8

Is it me, or can you hear The Addams Family
music playing in your head too?

Muchly anticipated for Halloween:
The Anna Nicole Smith Costume

"And for my next trick, I'll juggle five children
over my hotel balcony."

Hey Ben. Which husband does she taste like?
I bet it's Puffy.

Christina, Revlon called. They want all their
make-up back. (also, Halloween is over)

I see Lisa Marie and JLo subscribe to
the same magazine: Husbands Quarterly.

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