Past Features 10

Okay. Everyone that thinks Melissa Rivers
is NOT a celebrity, raise your hands.

Joan Rivers in 2058

Damn, when Laura Flynn Boyle
gets mad, watch out!

See, in other parts of the world,
Anna Nicole Smith is just a meal.

"Right there, do you see that spec of lint, Casey?
That is the size of your career."

Middle-eastern women know that the real evil
is not the U.S., but Celine Dion.

In a moment of despair, Mick averts a potential
heart attack during a recent concert.

Realizing she had been followed on her hike by
the paparazzi, Renée Zellweger poses for a shot.

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