Tom Green

Antonio Bandaras

Heather Graham

John Travolta



Just goes to show you how far you can go with little if no talent.

Somewhere, a mental hospital is missing one patient.

Antonio, your country called. They want their accent back.

"Stop! L. Ron says all bad scripts must come my way."

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Penelope Cruz

Kevin Costner

Denise Richards

"I speak English,
this many."

Next stop, Midol commercials.

"Maybe if I squint real hard, people will think I am DeNiro."

"Talent, shmalent. As long as I've got big boobs."

Jenny Garth

Ed Burns

Reba McEntire

Ashton Kutcher

Mr. Spelling never told Jenny she'd need actual talent to carry a show.

The One Trick Pony Express has just picked up one more passenger.

"Hey, I'm just as surprised as you that I made it this far."

A smile that can sink a thousand ships.

Wanda Sykes

Joy Behar

Kate Hudson

John Stamos

10-10-You have no more career.

The cute "mom" smile has offically run out right, about, now!

Joan Rivers out, Wanda Sykes in.

And when Wanda uses up her 15 minutes, Joy is ready to take her place.

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